What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 04:37

-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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Moonraker
A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.
Why did McLaren hope that the Ferrari pair would pit twice during the Italian Grand Prix?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
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You Only Live Twice
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Dr No
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.